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    How to Have Shower Sex

    1. While he’s washing his chest, stand behind him and press your soaped up boobs against his back. Then reach around and teasingly stroke his upper thighs. All that anticipation combined with the lukewarm water will up his blood flow to his package, meaning he’ll be really (really) turned on.

    2. Use a loofah to give him a naughty back massage. Press it firmly against his skin, and move it in slow, small circles from the nape of his neck to the base of his spine…and then keep going so you massage his butt cheeks. The rough texture of the loofah will stimulate all those sensitive nerve endings down there.

    3. Stand facing each other so that both of you have one shoulder toward the shower head (but not directly under it). Pull him in for a passionate kiss—having the water spray over both of your faces will add totally new sensations to your lip lock. While you’re at it, give his hair a gentle tug—his scalp is particularly tender right now (in a good way) since he’s been scrubbing it, so it’ll intensify his pleasure.

    4. Since the water isn’t piping hot, his nipples will likely be hard and super sensitive. Take advantage by tracing your tongue around the outer edges a few times before (very gently) biting his nipple.

    5. Wrap a wet wash cloth around his penis so that it’s touching the underside of his shaft. Then, with your hands holding either end of the washcloth, move it up and down slowly, so it ever-so-lightly rubs the bottom of his penis, creating feel-good friction.

    6. Soap up your hands so they’re sudsy, then grab his boys for a little ball-on-ball action (the slickness of the water and soap will increase sensation). Hold them in your hand and move them so they rub against each other. Then move your hand a little further past his balls and stroke the sensitive patch of skin between his twins and his butt with your fingers.

    7. Without saying a word, get on your knees (use a hand to steady yourself) and take his penis into your mouth. Use your free hand to stroke his shaft as you go up and down in a corkscrew motion. Not only does it feel amazing for him, it’s way easier for you since the shower water helps to make things super slippery and pleasurable.

    8. As you’re going down on him, grab his butt with your hands and dig in lightly with your nails. The water spraying on his butt, plus your nails against his skin, will put his arousal (and his impending climax) into overdrive.

    9. Let him play voyeur and touch yourself. If you have a removable shower head, hold it so that the water hits your clitoris, while your guy stands behind you—his chest against your back (that way he can touch your breasts, kiss your neck, etc.). Don’t have the detachable kind? Tweak the angle of the shower head so the water sprays between your legs. (There won’t be as much water pressure on your hot spot this way, so you may need to give yourself a hand).

     

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      would you all like to see a tutorial on how I do my messy bun?

      like in this picture
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      http://darlingrachel.tumblr.com/post/43749815493/ 

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          suojure:

          malijuanastyles:

          i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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              sorryforpartybarackin:

              the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

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                  I still cry because of Kingsley the crab, though.

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                      Sex Facts: The Good, the Bad, and the OMG!

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                      # 1 Sex causes the body to release endorphins, which can lighten pains

                       

                      # 2 On average, people who have sex 3 times a week are perceived to look 4 to 7 years younger


                      # 3 A Scottish study found that after orgasm, people had an easier time with public speaking


                      # 4 A poll found that those in the most conservative and religious states tend to look at online pornography more often

                       

                      # 5 Humans, along with dolphins and bonobo chimps, are the only living things that have sex for pleasure

                       

                      # 6 34% of men have told lies in order to have sex, versus 10% of women

                       

                      # 7 1 in 50 people claim to have had sex in an airplane

                       

                      # 8 Greek couples have sex the most times per year at 138; Japanese couples are at the bottom of the list with 45


                      # 9 Studies show than men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy

                       

                      # 10 Women who read romance novels tend to have twice as many lovers as women who do not

                       

                      # 11 Sex burns an average of 100 calories per session

                       


                      # 12 The first couple shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone

                       

                      # 13 In Hong Kong, a wife who gets cheated on is legally allowed to kill her husband- but only with her bare hands

                       

                      # 14 The smell of pumpkin pie, licorice, chocolate, and donuts increase the blood to a man’s genitals

                       


                      # 15 The typical person spends about 600 hours between the ages of 20 and 70 having sex

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